tweetmeme_screen_name = 'factsofourlives'; Tumblr (3.0; @thefactsofourlives)http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/ Though a smile adorned his face, Terry was livid that he wasn’t given advanced warning about...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4935504449http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4935504449Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:38:23 -0400 You should never verbalize your assumptions. Like the time I assumed the food at the restaurant...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4559958232http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4559958232Tue, 12 Apr 2011 16:34:21 -0400 “Just going over your resume here and I’m wondering if you could explain why you have...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4535206832http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4535206832Mon, 11 Apr 2011 18:03:25 -0400 I have an idea for a dating-based reality tv show where we pitch it to the contestants as being...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4322230370http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4322230370Sun, 03 Apr 2011 18:00:25 -0400 Dragon’s Den is coming to town! I hope they like my idea for an adhesive that prevents rich...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4206698732http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4206698732Wed, 30 Mar 2011 07:04:45 -0400 I certainly hope all this fuss in Libya doesn’t interfere with Gaddafi reprising his role as...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4191271592http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4191271592Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:56:41 -0400 “Excuse me ma’am, but do you have any books on baby sign language?” “Yes we...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4158411919http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4158411919Mon, 28 Mar 2011 08:46:00 -0400 “Sir, for the last time, pointing at yourself and saying ‘Duh, Winning’ does not...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4147508445http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/4147508445Sun, 27 Mar 2011 20:04:04 -0400 Today, we eat chocolate eggs at Easter in remembrance of Jesus’ pet chicken, Foghorn...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3567509838http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3567509838Mon, 28 Feb 2011 14:44:12 -0500 Congratulations are in order to Pile of Cocaine for receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for its efforts...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3511625511http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3511625511Fri, 25 Feb 2011 18:56:00 -0500 “So I’m here today to discuss my idea for a new television...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3443452204http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3443452204Tue, 22 Feb 2011 07:29:40 -0500 Most scientists predict that Swan Taxis will be our primary method of transportation once the polar...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3259361152http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3259361152Sat, 12 Feb 2011 17:36:14 -0500 With the release of the third Transformers film in July 2011, Michael Bay will have fullfilled his...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3224374588http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3224374588Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:14:26 -0500 Sir Alfred Farmerstan invented the first fleet of RV’s in 1248 AD.  After a series of tragic...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3198002487http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3198002487Wed, 09 Feb 2011 07:55:05 -0500 Mark your calendars! April 29th will be the day siblings Kate Middleton and Prince Hairline become...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3180646090http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3180646090Tue, 08 Feb 2011 08:18:34 -0500 Competitive trading post mascot carving is just one of the exciting events being held at the Canada...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3162771080http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3162771080Mon, 07 Feb 2011 07:08:55 -0500 INXS [Pronounced “INKS”] is one of Australia’s top selling bands, second only to...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3153790888http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3153790888Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:11:46 -0500 Lead has recently been removed from most toys, depriving children of important phases in their...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3109493725http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3109493725Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:52:56 -0500 Headsets: Because when a twelve year old playing Call of Duty calls you a faggot, you demand to...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3096129355http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3096129355Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:11:56 -0500 I overheard my kids wishing for snow. Sure, anybody can go out and buy all of his albums but I did...http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3085904099http://thefactsofourlives.tumblr.com/post/3085904099Thu, 03 Feb 2011 07:36:48 -0500